I don't personally do the grocery shopping for our home,
so I have no say over the things that are bought.
Sure I can ask for specific things that I would like to have around maybe some fresh fruits or vegetables (which are currently lacking in this home).
Well these are some of the things in my kitchen right at this very moment that are beckoning me.
"Come to us, it's midnight and you are so very hungry and thirsty!"
"No" I say to these deliciously loathsome snack foods. "You are not good for my IRWTSMN diet."
|Barq's Root Beer is my kryptonite.|
|AW COMEON!!! EFFING PIE! REALLY!?!|
It has chocolate mousse and a chocolate cookie crust under that cream. I want to cry :(
PS: None of those missing pieces are from me, no really, I'm serious!
|I would get one healthy part out of this snack. Milk, well only the milk that gets soaked up in the cookie.|
Like I would ever drink milk that was dunked in.
|I could eat the whole bag in one sitting, but I will not touch them.|
My brother and his friends can eat all the chips in the house. I don't want them *sigh*
|Really 2 Boxes of Fruity Pebbles, 2 Boxes of Cocoa puff's (one is generic)|
MutherEffing Cookie Crisp, I used to beg and beg for these cereals, when I was 5, now I only eat the Cheerios
And I think to myself, "Self, Rob is right step away from the Root Beer and Pie and everything will be alright."
The ice cream was one slip up and now the above pic of Rob is placed strategically above my calendar so I will see it on my way to the fridge or on my way out the door and with the power of Rob I shall get through.